Instead of hitting the horse with the brick and cooking it, he eats the brick. Jon taking the company's instructions regarding the brick that was included with the horse the wrong way."I don't know what you expect me to do, deal with this myself? I can't deal with something myself, come on! This is America!"." : How to invent your own invention."." #1 Ugliest Man in the Privacy of His Own House.".From the "What is the Point of This? Magazine" issue Jon is holding:.Jon: Quiet, you! You're just jealous that there's a new cute critter in the house, and I ain't talkin' about myself! Uh, definitely not objectively, I was rated #1 Ugliest Man in the Privacy of his own House by "What is the Point of This? Magazine." What a blessed Thanksgiving- OH MY GOD THERE'S A HORSE IN MY HOUSE! Jaques: I don't know how I feel about this beast. Also something about moose counting and Grammy winning the world wrestling championship by Roy Mcroyston. Cue a newspaper featuring the world's biggest meatball and the Titanic being mentioned in a poorly written footnote. When Jon brings up that Italy made two films about the Titanic with talking mice, he wonders if Italy just missed the news about the Titanic that day and were more focused on the world's biggest meatball that day."You tellin' me Patrick Bateman Prince Charming has a pea brain?".After the female singer's mouth stops moving and her face sweeps across the screen, Jon adds laser beams coming from her eyes.The Running Gag of Jon implying the male lead to be some sort of creepy serial killer, complete with scary red lighting and "Psycho" Strings. ![]() Jon: She's sinking! The plot is sinking! Quick, hire the emergency writers! ( tosses a bunch of script pages out the window, which inexplicably leads to a glacier inhabited by penguins)
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